Hieroglyph Hero Gifts

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The Nosy Cleaner

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

"I can't take another memoir."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Talk like an Egyptian

Communication: Then and Now

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."