Hieroglyph Hero T-Shirts

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

Communication: Then and Now

Talk like an Egyptian

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'