Hieroglyphic Hero Gifts

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

The Nosy Cleaner

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

"I can't take another memoir."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Talk like an Egyptian

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."