Hidden Charges Humorist Gifts

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'You forgot the product label.'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Budget reaction.

Unlikely Fly Scenario

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Early Ram Raids

Stealth grazing.

Budget Opticians.

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

Floor Wet When Slippery

Night Deposits.

Cat fight club.

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."