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'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'You forgot the product label.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Budget reaction.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

Early Ram Raids

Stealth grazing.

Budget Opticians.

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Night Deposits.

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

Floor Wet When Slippery

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'The x-rays are conclusive. We found some extra money hidden in the secret compartment of your wallet.'

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"