Hidden Humorist T-Shirts

"Excuse me. I can't find the camouflage clothing."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Advertising on the internet.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Twitter that!

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

You've got snail.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"I sell them for Website names."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Is that a finger?"