Hidden Humorist Mugs

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Facebook For Dogs.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"I sell them for Website names."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

You've got snail.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"Do NOT refresh this page."