Hidden Comedian Mugs

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Bathing and Showering.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Canoeing Incorrectly

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

Stealth grazing.

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'