Low-key Comedian Mugs

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."