Quiet Comedians Mugs

"This time, don’t trip on his toys — just grab the piggy bank and get out."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'We need to talk.'

Mime Prison

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

The Fountain of Menopause

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

Mickey Mouth.

Snow Stab.

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

Scavenenger's hunt.

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

'The feedback on the extended opening hours was generally excellent, although some people feel we should provide croissants and coffee in the morning and a little late supper in the evening.'

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

BILL & YADDA-YADDA GATES foundation

Mime Club. A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB".

Shush! "You're watching QDC, the Quiet Desperation Channel."

"Am I to assume that your client will be taking the fifth?"