Quiet Comedians Pillows

"This time, don’t trip on his toys — just grab the piggy bank and get out."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'We need to talk.'

Mime Prison

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

The Fountain of Menopause

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

Scavenenger's hunt.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'

'The feedback on the extended opening hours was generally excellent, although some people feel we should provide croissants and coffee in the morning and a little late supper in the evening.'

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

Snow Stab.

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

Mime Club. A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB".

"Am I to assume that your client will be taking the fifth?"

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'