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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.