Hiccup Helper Pillows

'Honest! †I was only trying to cure the guy's hiccups!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Social Worker

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'How are you doing on your side?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Vegas"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"Oh, hello darling..."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

How to smash a guitar.

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

"Your screams, shouts and swearing may be recorded for training purposes. . ."