Hiccup Hero Pillows

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'That was fun!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Say speed

Zdeno Chara

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Way to go

Goalie Wall.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

You look like a team player. I like that!

A 'failed' brake check!

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

One Man Band

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Canadian Jesus

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

I love hockey!

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver