Hiccup Enthusiast Pillows

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Camel'

Biker chopper shopper

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Frederic Chopin.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

Helicopter Rescues.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Coronavirus in New York

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

Washing Massive Cup.

Trike lowrider

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Early hippies.

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Scientists watching a lab rat escape from a maze by helicopter.

Ficken or Chish?

Santa takes off with presents in Chinook helicopter. Elf says: 'I can't believe he accepted a lift from Prince William.'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."