Hiccup Conqueror Pillows

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Access Denied!

A Learning Curve.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Welcome to summer school.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

Slippery hand golfer

Fit-Bite

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'