Hiccup Healer Pillows

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to the charge of murder on the grounds that he was only trying to cure the deceased's hiccups.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Dancing Doctor

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"It's cooties."

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."