Hosepipe Hero Pillows

Watering the garden in the rain.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I love Basketball.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Zdeno Chara

Say speed

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Way to go

Giant sandwich bags.

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Goalie Wall.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

A 'failed' brake check!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."