Hosepipe Handler Pillows

"Who turned the pressure up?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Fragile stamper.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

“They look like last year’s models.”

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

The Lion Tamer.

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

Free Range Sled Dog

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Broken artefact in the museum

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

"My new vet has the human touch."

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"