Hosepipe Handler Prints

"Who turned the pressure up?"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Fragile stamper.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"He did it!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

The Lion Tamer.

“They look like last year’s models.”

Broken artefact in the museum

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Free Range Sled Dog

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"My new vet has the human touch."

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'He likes to point out the obvious.'