Harness Handler Pillows

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Fragile stamper.

"Humans are strange."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Emotional Baggage Handler

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

The Conductor

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

“They look like last year’s models.”

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

The Lion Tamer.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'