Harness Handler T-Shirts

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Fragile stamper.

"Humans are strange."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Emotional Baggage Handler

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

The Lion Tamer.

“They look like last year’s models.”

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

The Conductor

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'