Hiccup Helper T-Shirts

'Honest! †I was only trying to cure the guy's hiccups!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Social Worker

'How are you doing on your side?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"Vegas"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Oh, hello darling..."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Douglas Adams

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

How to smash a guitar.

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'