Hermit Humor Gifts

'Do you get out of the basement much?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"On your left."

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'