Heredity Enthusiast Gifts

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Several generations live together in Cuba

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Happy New Ear!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"