Her Gifts

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I sent out for everything.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Come dine with me!

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Butterfly Woman

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art