Her Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Come dine with me!

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

The Art Student.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

You're my Mona Lisa.