Him Gifts

"It's even worse than we feared... Man-Covid!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Copycats

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

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