Hemingway Enthusiast Gifts

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Living together, couple in love.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Ernest Hemingway

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"So that's Ireland."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Wilhelm Dilthey

Yum Yum

'To me! Let's party.'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'It isn't polite to point.'

Homeowners.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Coming Home

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Just once, I wish we could all hold still long enough for a family meal together.

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

"Let me try that!"

"And of course, here we have the master fireplace."

Muscular house with a sold sign running over track with years written on it