Hemingway Fans Gifts

Shark reading 'A Farewell to Arms'

Bowled over again!

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'He was a great writer'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Dame Edna Sitwell

Ernest Hemingway

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

Another wedding

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

'I can't believe I've already forgotten how to swim.'

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'