Hemingway Fans Pillows

Shark reading 'A Farewell to Arms'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'He was a great writer'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Tonight... Hemingway."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Another wedding

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'I can't believe I've already forgotten how to swim.'

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'