Hemingway Enthusiasts Pillows

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'He was a great writer'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Thomas Keneally

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Living together, couple in love.

William Wordsworth

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Books versus TV.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

Yum Yum

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'