Hemingway Aficionado Gifts

The old man and the forest

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

Dip Pen

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

The Thinker

Trainset

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

S**t Creek Halt

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Decorators at Home

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.