Hemingwayesque Imbiber Gifts

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Ernest Hemingway

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Heaven is...

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Wine-O'Clock

'Thinker's drinker.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

"It's one of those microbrews."

I've started so I'll finish...

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

Books. American Literature. Hemingway used to write about fishing. He used a lot of narrative hooks!

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Holy Spirit.

The old man and the forest

'How will we know we've reached the land where the bong-trees grow - we've never seen a bong-tree!'

Tiny Drink