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The old man and the forest

Ernest Hemingway

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Dip Pen

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

The Thinker

Trainset

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

S**t Creek Halt

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Decorators at Home

Lancelot put to the Test.

Science Day

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

The Old Man and the Noodle.