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"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Living together, couple in love.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Lancelot put to the Test.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"So that's Ireland."

'To me! Let's party.'

Wilhelm Dilthey

Yum Yum

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'It isn't polite to point.'

Homeowners.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Coming Home

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'

"Let me try that!"

"And of course, here we have the master fireplace."

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

Muscular house with a sold sign running over track with years written on it