Hemingway Fan Club T-Shirts

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Ernest Hemingway

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Balloons and the Hedgehog

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

The Life of the Party

"I see you met the author."

Books. American Literature. Hemingway used to write about fishing. He used a lot of narrative hooks!

"The endless parade of murder and pillaging really spoke to me."

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

Bob Dylan Fan Club

'Just give me everything you've got.'

The old man and the forest

Shark reading 'A Farewell to Arms'

Skinheads for Eva Gabor

Tony Orlando and Dawn Fan Club: Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

"I've just bought my season ticket..."