Heavenly Umpire Cheer Pillows

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'...I don't like your chances!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'How's that, Umpire?'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Baseball.

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

You promised you wouldn't bring work home with you!

Some Cricket Novelties.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

Referee cop.

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Balk!'

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

The public was right

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'