Heavenly Banter Fans Pillows

'Mind if I smoke?'

'A cheeky red?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Heaven

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Heavenly meetings.