Heavenly Banter Fans Gifts

'Mind if I smoke?'

'A cheeky red?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Heaven

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'