Heavenly Operations Fan Gifts

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Migration Music

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Heaven

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Next stop: moon!

"Naw, it's a drone."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Another flight of fancy."

Football Angel

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Heart bypass in progress.

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'It's just a miracle.'

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

Why there are no church hecklers.

'You and your no frills airlines!'

See? I told you! I told you! I've been saying it for 500 years! This is gonna feel great, fellas!

Pilot Whales - a pair of pilot whales dressed in pilot clothing.