'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'
Heavenly Humors Gifts
Looking for gifts that blend celestial charm with a playful sense of humor? Our heavenly humors collection offers products that bring lighthearted, creative fun inspired by the divine. Whether it's a gift for a friend who loves witty celestial references or a treat for yourself, these items add a radiant sense of humor to everyday life. Find the perfect mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that celebrates the humor of the heavens with a clever twist.
"How can you be out of wings?"
"We only got six days of funding."
"It was better before God took up knitting."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
"Surgery up here is free!"
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"It's true: no more burpees."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
The Adventures of God
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
'It's not for myself, you understand."
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"All we have left is standing room only."
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
A surprise in heaven
'We've re-branded.'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."
Local News in Heaven
Heavenly Humors Gifts Collection
Heavenly Humors Mugs
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Heavenly Humors Pillows
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Heavenly Humors Prints
Discover prints that showcase celestial comedy—perfect for adding a humorous heavenly touch to your walls.
Heavenly Humors T-Shirts
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