Heated Seat Enthusiasts Pillows

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Habanero ..."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

'That has to be a mirage.'

Dumpy McComforts

Memory Foam

Stop turning down the thermostat.

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."