Love Seat Enthusiast Pillows

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dialogue

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Whale Romance

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

You make me want to be a better bum.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Dreaming of Love

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Cupid

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

Love chair

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"You complete me, Barbara."

Woman carrying a love heart

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'