Heated Seat Enthusiasts T-Shirts

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

'That has to be a mirage.'

Dumpy McComforts

Memory Foam

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

UK snow warning.