Heartbeat Connoisseur Gifts

'I know that he's a cardiologist, but it still gives me the creeps.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Baroque Peacock

Piano Recital

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Kritik's Korner

Law School teacher.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Scarpia's Palace

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

B.B. King

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Coffee Time Crossword

Musical Pipe

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Safe driver.

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Dave Brubeck