Heartbeat Enthusiast Gifts

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

Marimba

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Music producers.

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

A day at the races

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Anatomy.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Uh-Oh!"