Hearts Enthusiast Gifts

A day at the races

Bear Costume

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Dialogue

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Whale Romance

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Burning love

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

A couple holding hands

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Safe driver.

"You complete me, Barbara."