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A day at the races

Bear Costume

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Dialogue

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Romantic Tree Carving

Love Birds love just being together

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Burning love

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

You make me want to be a better bum.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"You complete me, Barbara."

A couple holding hands

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Safe driver.