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Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Blessed are the pacemakers.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."

Dave knew it was serious.

Safe driver.

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Hey, be happy that isn't your EKG.'

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'